My name is Elizabeth, and I am a house stalker!!

I found out the hard way that the Barnsdall Art Park farmers market is closed this week. BOO! Maybe tomorrow we can find one whilst I’m out with Aimee *I score 2 points everytime I use the W word!!* So I just went to the grocery store and picked up some basics and tons of water. On the drive home I just so happened to be in Eagle Rock near the foreclosure house I mentioned a few days ago, sooo…I decided to drive by just to take a peek. I was annoyed that there weren’t any photos of the house on the listing website so that lead me to believe the house was in pretty poor condition. I have seen foreclosures on HGTV that have been trashed by vindictive owners and they strip the house down to the studs. I expected to see the same but aside from some neglected landscaping, and a tarp over the balcony roof, it looks pretty fucking sweet. I mean, dare I say it? from what I saw this house may actually be nicer than my Atwater Village house! The location doesn’t compare, as lovely as Eagle Rock is *as well as being 10 minutes from Antz job* it’s a bit boring, too suburban for me. The street is mega wide.

This street is like a mile wide and smooth even sidewalks, something you never see in Highland Park

This is our street, the truck would not have been able to fit if it weren’t Friday and everyone was at work. You basically play chicken with oncoming traffic if you head up the hill.

I took pictures Paparazzo style because I was sure the neighbors would come out and chase me away.

The tarp is a huge red flag, if there is roof damage, that could be a deal breaker *like I’m in a position to make deals, hah!*

I should wear a badge that says “Hello, I’m Liz and I’ll be stalking your house today!” 🙂

The landscape needs ton of work *I am not a fan of palm trees*

The lawn needs new sod, the driveway needs repaving and I want a security fence and gate.

I didn’t expect the gate to be unlocked
Ooops, I just had to take a peek

I was pleasantly surprised by what I saw in the backyard

It is so rare to find a backyard with a pool and grassy space *although it needs landscaping*
Perfect space for BBQ grill and dining set

This deck is huge but I would most likely paint it another color *something brighter*

Bricky = icky!

The diving board has got to go!

This pool needs a makeover!
I am thinking something similar to this *do you love how nuts I am for using a pool from Mtv Cribs?*
I love this fireplace/waterfall

I love a beach entry freeform pool

This guy needs total demo

I love how they have a pool cover and don’t use it…FAIL!

Here’s a sneak peek at the kitchen, not loving the cabinets or tile countertops but they are definitely tolerable. I like the floors and the space. I am spazzing over that shiny silver object, could it be? a dishwasher!!! Sweet!

So of course, I am completely obsessed *borderline crazy* with this house. Not only does it fit all my must-haves but the price is ridic!! BANANAS!! It almost scares me, my theory is someone must already have an offer on the house and the bank is taking forever to close. Antz theory is someone was either murdered inside or there are poltergeist in the house. Neither would stop me from wanting this house. Next step is to have our agent assess our house *my guess is $50 bucks* and give us a reality check on selling in this market. I also want her advice for what projects/how should we spend our money on remodeling. Tomorrow I’m going to call the listing agent for this house and see if there are any offers and if not, if he could give us a showing this weekend. How is this house still available for this price? What’s the catch? I would sell everything I owned *except my wedding ring* to get into this house. Now I’m living in Fantasyland!!

It’s time to get Real *Estate*

As I reflect on my evening as an Atwater Villager poser, I am getting more and more serious about selling and getting the hell out of Highland Park. As I was perusing the Atwater Village Neighborhood Council table last night, I asked for one of the I heart Atwater Village bumper stickers, I was asked if I lived there and I responded, no, but I’d love to. One of the guys said why not? I said we bought in 2006 *the height of the housing bubble* and couldn’t afford to buy in Atwater at the time. He gave me his card and said I’ll sell your house and help you find a house here *little does he know my house is pretty much unsellable and I have already found my Atwater dream house*. So as I am putting my new I love AV sticker on my fridge this morning as motivation…

*notice the lovely note from my dearest?

I am thinking to myself, Liz, why can’t you sell your house and move into your dream house and live happily ever after? Well, I can give you several reasons why not but let’s be optimistic about this and look at how this can happen *preferably before Liv starts kindergarden!!*

Selling our House

The economy/housing market is making selling this house at a profit impossible *I hate using that word*. I am constantly checking the estimates on Zillow and my neighborhood has dropped in value to ridiculous lows. Comparable houses are selling in the low $300k and my *GROSS* neighbors across the street aren’t helping. On the plus side, we are the only house on the block with a garage and completely gated property. We also have one of the largest lots, complete privacy in our backyard and wonderful views. That’s all the pros I can come up with about our little abode

having said that, our house is in need of the following major repairs:

Foundation damage. This is a huge issue, *the main reason we don’t think we’ll be able to sell in this market* not going to spend the 30k to repair it and just sell as-is which will hurt our listing price.

Plumbing repairs desperately needed. I have vented more than once about the poor state of our plumbing. Our house was built in 1923 and I am sure that’s the last time the plumbing has worked properly. This is one hit we will have to take. I am going to have to get an estimate *if I have to shake it out of him* from our plumber, Malcolm to replace the galvanized pipes to copper in the bathroom and kitchen. *estimated cost $4500 – $6000*

Cracks in the walls and ceilings. Due to the foundation problem, our living room and bedroom walls have cracks that even after we patched and painted 4 years ago, need addressing. This I think, we can do ourselves but if we paint the living room *I get bummed just thinking about all that painting* we have to remove the popcorn ceiling *which we assume is covering more cracks*. *estimated cost $300*

Our HVAC system isn’t working very well. Actually we paid $440 back in April to be told we need to replace it, WELL DUH! The system is old, the electrical on it is shoddy and it doesn’t work very efficiently *we use it on special occasions because it increases our water & power bill by $50* I don’t necessarily want to buy a new system but at least get the vents cleaned and fix the blockage in our bedroom. *estimated cost $700 and up*

Cosmetic repairs that we need to get done

*Just enough to look good to a realtor but not pimping it out

Cracked glass our bedroom window, thanks to our gardener, the kitchen, the front door, not devastating but will help with the overall maintenance of the house. *estimated cost no idea??*

Our lawn/front and backyard needs a makeover. We moved our patio furniture downstairs and now our upper patio is bare and needs seating. We also need to re-seed our lawn, water regularly and plant some flowers in the front yard for spring. *estimated cost $600 and up*

Remodel our kitchen. This is more than major but it has to be done simultaneously with plumbing repairs *since we want to replace the back splash tile*. We need to paint the cabinets/walls, refinish the floors, and install a new light fixture *estimated cost $4000* here’s my ideal kitchen makeover

Remodel our tiny bathroom. The first thing we must do is replaster the horrendous dusty rose tub and shower wall. Next is retile the floor, paint and replace the sink basin and toilet. *estimated cost $1700*

New curtains in the bedroom. This is not a big deal but it can really make the bedroom shine. I’m putting off getting new curtains because my sweetheart cat, Lola thinks it’s awesome to claw her nails on our current curtains *boo*

My plan is to start tackling these small projects and do a major remodel/repair in April *yay for tax refunds* and since spring time is the best time for our yard, have our agent Debora Bright-Laney come by to give us a professional evaluation. She was our agent and helped us write 13 offers before we got this house. I wouldn’t want to use any other agent but I have no idea what her commission costs are *she works for one of the biggest real estate companies in LA* The biggest obstacle in getting into our dream house is the down payment *also need to secure a loan with our current interest* which would take us decades to save. I am counting on helping my Mom selling her income property in LA so she can gift us the 20% down payment. That in itself sounds impossible but hey, good things happen to good people right? I really want to raise Liv in a nice neighborhood that promotes community, has like-minded rad people like us *my neighbors here belong in a fuckin’ zoo!* and is SAFE! I am not looking at mansions in Beverly Hills, the house I want to buy is a total fixer-upper *with great bones/potential* and the location is perfect for us, close to Antz job, walkable neighborhood, and close to our favorite places to hang out.

Culver City days & Atwater Village Nights

So it seems that Thursdays has officially become hang out with Aimee day because this is our 5th straight Thursday that we’ve been together. I went to pick her up for lunch, we went to Roscoe’s Chicken & Waffles in Hollywood after I assured Aimee the food would be delicious and the place is *not so* ghetto! Turns out I was spot on

Aimee loved the chicken and waffles so much she took another plate home for dinner. After our *yummy* lunch we went to Culver City *my old neighborhood* to visit my Beauty School favorite teacher, Vickie. She heard I had my baby so I brought Olivia to see her.

It was nice to catch up with her, she says I’m still her favorite student!! So, I dropped Aimee off and we headed for home *in rush hour traffic* and I passed this awesome furniture store

I could only see these outdoor pieces but I want to check it out one weekend. So I made it home *after an hour and a half* and we went to the Atwater Village Summer Nights. It wasn’t as crowded as I’d expected but we had fun nonetheless. We bought a vanilla cheesecake cupcake from the Morsels truck and WOW was it mega yummy! I would love the receipe so I can try to make em. We listened to some bands and I finally met this cool chick I knew *through facebook/atwater neighborhood council* in person. She has a daughter who is about a month older than Liv. I am happy I have so many playdates available when Liv gets older, I was worried she’d have to hang with an invisible friend. I convinced Antz to let me wear Olivia in the BabyHawk for a change. I saw the cutest baby clothes but they were definitely too big for Liv.

So, it was good food, good music & good times. We left earlier than I wanted to but Antz was starving and I brought him dinner from Roscoes and Liv was super sleepy. I am looking forward to the Atwater Boo-levard Trick or Treat night on Oct 29th. Going to the Summer Nights is bittersweet because everyone was asking us if we lived in Atwater and I felt so disappointed to say no, I love the community feel and how cool everyone is. We have met so many nice people there and I feel more of like a part of the community than I ever will in Highland Park. Aimee wants us to go to the Abbot Kinney festival on Sunday but she has to work and we don’t want to drive all the way to Venice. I will be happy to just putter around the house this weekend, finally get to read my October issue of Real Simple & Martha Stewart Living and get my creative juices flowing for the Halloween decorations this year. We STILL need to find an electrician to install our new floodlight, and fix the closet and kitchen lights. Good help is totally hard to find *boo*

I was overly ambitious

Well, tragedy has struck in my backyard. I was watering our asparagus fern *Fernie*

when I noticed water running like a creek from the garden bed

Merde!! This very same thing happened last summer when our main pipe broke in the front of our house. It cost $2500 to replace the galvanized pipe. I called Malcolm *our plumber* but he can’t come out until tomorrow *our anniversary* This only reaffirms my feelings of selling this house. Anthony is fine with staying here and continue to renovate but there is too much to be done and if we fixed this house we would be over valued for this neighborhood. Our house is a blessing and a curse. I love our starter house but in March we will be here for 5 years and we can’t keep putting money into the many repairs and cosmetic remodeling. I just want to fix the plumbing *lame* do a light remodel in the kitchen and bathroom and maintain the grass/garden until we sell. I am still hoping to sell in Spring of 2013 and move by summer. I would make it sooner but next year we have to do the kitchen and bathroom work and 2012 is our big trip so I am keeping my fingers crossed the housing market will be stronger in 2014.

So now that I have shut off the water, I decided it wouldn’t be wise to cook at home *and dirty all the dishes I just washed* so I called in an order at Thai Eagle Rox. I was going to drive *it’s 5 minutes away by car* and pick it up but I wanted to get out of the house so I decided to take a walk with Liv around the corner. OK, Bad decision! I started out alright but the second I hit the first block, the sun choose to shine super bright and it was like 100°!! Luckily I covered Liv’s stroller with her blanket so she was in the shade but I was boiling! I tried to listen to my iPhone as we walked but my face was so sweaty the earbuds kept sliding off. Highland Park has the worst sidewalks I have ever walked on. I felt like I was pushing Liv on an obstacle course because her stroller wheels could barely traverse the uneven terrain. I see tons of girls pushing cheapo strollers but I have no idea how they do it. It took me almost 20 minutes to walk 6 blocks! I did snap a pic of this new art gallery on York that I need to check out *it was closed*. Once I arrived, I was so hot I had to order an ice water and sit down before I passed out. Olivia slept the entire time but she was sweaty also. On the walk back it felt like the street got longer *never-ending*. I was walking in slow motion, every tree was low enough to hit my head yet provide absolutely no shade. I thought I would wake Liv pushing her on such a bump ride but she seemed to enjoy it. I am sure a bee stung my ankle and I had to change my clothes when we got home because I was drenched. If I do ever walk around my house again I will know better and go at dusk. When we made it home *45 minutes later* I was too tired to eat and Liv was hungry and I needed to sponge her off. I am hoping the pipe won’t cost more than $500 but of course it will be more. Oh well, at least my Liv is happy. As long as shes happy, I’m mega happy! *joy, joy*

Today was an interesting day

Check this shit out!

Legend

Blue – Los Angeles *Highland Park* where we reside
Red – Places we have traveled together
Green – Places I have traveled
White – Places Antz has traveled
Yellow – Places we hope to travel *with Bebe*

I… *along with Antz help* put together my map project. I was so giddy as I pushed in each pin. I can’t wait until I can say I have been to every place on my map. Hopefully, our next trip will be in 2012 to London for the Olympics. I also found out the lovely news that my all-time favorite hotel will be opening in London in 2010, the W! I adore the W. They are the best hotels I have ever stayed at. They have the most comfy beds, excellent room service and posh decor. So far I have only stayed at 2 🙁

W San Diego

The Lobby/Lounge Area

The Bar

The Beach Lounge

Our Wonderful Room
 

Lovely Lily Allen

 

Yay Lily!

The other W we stayed at was W Silicon Valley in 2007 when we saw Björk in San Jose.

My goal is to stay at a W for every show we go to. I would love to go to Coachella *Indio, CA*

Bonnaroo,Tennessee and Glastonbury, England in the next few years. We have an early morning at the doc and Antz is calling me into the bedroom 🙂

Nighty Nights!